Before Marriage

Before Marriage:
Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

Beta Juaa Nahi Khelte….

पिता – देखो बेटे, जुआ नहीं खेलते ,,,,,

यह ऐसी आदत हैं कि यदि इसमें आज जीतोगे तो कल हारोगे,,,,,,

परसों जीतोगे तो उसके अगले दिन फिर हार जाओगे,,,,,,,

बेटा – बस पिताजी! मैं समझ गया,,,,,,,,

आगे से मैं एक दिन छोड़कर खेला करूंगा  ||||||||||


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Pita – Dekho Bete , Juaa Nahi Khelte,,,

yah aisi aadat hai ki yadi isme aaj jitoge to kal haroge,,,,

parso jitoge to uske agle din fir haar jaoge,,,,,,

beta – bas pita ji , mai samajh gaya,,,

Aage se mai ek din chhodkar khela karunga………………..